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7B PRADNYASIWI 2015 JAYA!

hai CEmuANAAa!!!??
gue balik again mau nyeritain about isinya kelas gue, 7b
AHOY

mulai dari yg absen pertama.

1.Aisha Wachdha Raditya Febriani
       jadi Aisha ini anaknya agak pemalu, dankata intan enggak bangeedd. dan yg utama adalah dia lholhog, bikin darah tinggi. LALU TANGGAL 2 MARET DIA MAU DITEMBAK AWAN LOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAH

Facebook: Aisha Wachdha Raditya Febriani

Twitter: @aisha_wachdha

2.Alam Ega Kumara

      menurut gue, dia cowo tersomplak yang ada di kelas gue. pas presentasi biologi aja dia ga jelasin apa2 cuma bilang "Ass. wr. wb sebelum ini mari kita panjatkaan puji syukur kepada Tuhan YME karena telah di beri rahmat nya daan karena semuanya telah dijelaskan oleh teman2 yang lain, maka saya sampai disini saja, sekian dan terima kasih" BEGO KAN? tapi dia tetep dikasih nilai sama guru-__-

Facebook: -saya kurang tau-

Twitter: kalo gasalah sih @JelasAlamEga

3.Anggito Aji Wicaksono

      raksasanya kelas gue. panggilannya titok. waspada dia menyebarkan virus soboli

Facebook: Anggito Aji

4. Ardelia Parahita Faza

     orang terkece di kelas 7b, gue. HAHA.

Facebook: Ardelia Parahita Faza

Twitter: @dheardelia

5.Awan Dhika Yudhistira
     (calon)pacarnya Aisha. ketua kelas 7b. cowo terpinter kedua setelah ferdian di kelas. rada gila.

Facebook: Awan Dhika Yudhistira

Twitter: @awandhikay

6.Basilius Adriel

    panggilannya iel. di depan kelas pemalu, kalo sama temen2nya suka teriak teriak. suaranya cempreng, cantik padahal cowo. bego

Facebook: Basilius Adriel

Twitter: @basilius_adriel

7.Bunga Niramaya Kandinisya Widodo

     cewe syarap suka telat. berbehel. semok. deket sama gue asek

Facebook: Boenga Widodo

Twitter: @bunganiramaya

8.Diah Nur Rahmi

   panggilannya iah. heboh. pinter. pinter nari. humoris bangeedddhhhhh. orangnya asyik dan berjiwa indonesia. pinter milih temen sebangku........ deket jg sama gue asek

Facebook: Diah Nur Rahmi

Twitter: @diah25_Rahmi

9. Doni Bayu Bramastya

   suka nanda. katanya sih pinter main gitar. rada pendek. kalo dia ketawa, ketawanya keterlaluan. kadang2 malah kaya orang stroke, kepalanya miring-miring trus gusinya keliatan....HA

Facebook: Doni Bramastya

Twitter: -kurang tau--

10.Fahmi Budiwan

   temen sengkongkonglannya Ega, somplak sih. sipit pula. rada pendek. absurd. sodaraan sama doni

Facebook: Fahmi Budiwan

 11.Farhan Aji Kumara

   kulit itemnya keterlaluan. dijuluki "orang korea" sama guru mtk gue, panggilannya kliwon/rawon/tawon. suka ngelamun sama utak utik rambut pas pelajaran, layaknya orang nyari kutu. bego kan

Facebook: Farhan Aji Kumara

Twitter: @Farhan_Moeslim

12.Ferdian Firmansyah

    putih. cowo terpinter. rada pendiem

Facebook: Firmansyah Ferdian

Twitter: -lupa-

13.Gabriela Possenti Aurelia Natasya Sanvica (mohon maaf bila ada kesalahan penulisan nama)

    pinter. tomboy. tegas wetseh. bendahara kelas. suka di interosisasi (re: introgasi) sama intan.  

Facebook: Aurelia Natasya Sanvica

14. Ichsan Noorsalim

    cowo berbehel suka nyanyi nyanyi di kelas

Facebook: Iksan De Bothers -kalo gasalah-

15.Inez Julieta Khasanah

     sering ga connect. ter-lholhog di kelas. ga bisa dijelasin dengan kata2

Facebook: Inez Julieta Khasanah

16. Intan Kusumaningtyas

     suketi berbehel. 0ny0k. ter-somplak.paling sering di bully. lawak. sukanya nge interosisasi temen sendiri. saking somplaknya, gue bingung mau jelasin apa lagi.

HAHAHAHAH DIA GA PUNYA FB SAMA TWITTER HAHA

17. Matheas Jolang Sasongko

     kalo ngomong, ngomongnya keterlaluan. sering muncrat. sok cool. dan satu satunya cowo yg (terpaksa) mau jadi cowonya intan di Malam Minggu Intan.

Facebook: Mateas Jolang Sasongko

Twitter: @matheasj

18. Kevin Arya Anandista

    tiangnya 7b. kalo kata gue sama lili...dia mirip kris. disukain sama dhian tapi gak pernah peka

Facebook: Kevin Arya

Twitter: -lupa-

19. Nanda Vincensia

    penggemar malam minggu miko kaya gue. bersengkongkol sama gue untuk ngebuat skenario malam minggu intan. DIA PALING PINTER MEN! RAJIN LAGI. tapi sayangnya somplak

Facebook: Nanda Vincensia

Twitter: @nandavnc

20. Narisa Auliya

   pendiem tapi pinter. sama2 exotic kaya gue... anak tumblr

Facebook: Narisa Auliya

Twitter: @narisawr

21. Prastario Vannotadika

   bobohonya 7b. apelagi ya lupa gue

Facebook: Daniel Prastario

22. Raja Hafiz 

   yang jelas dia kalo ngejek jleb banget. rada egois. rada somplak juga

Facebook: Raja Hafiz Amirullah Akbar

Twitter: -lupa-

23. Retnani Dhian Pulung Sari

   cewe yg nunggu cintanya yg sampe sekarang belum tersampaikan (re: kevin). kalo ketawa, ketawanya keterlaluan. suaranya masyaAllah..kalo kata intan masyarakatullah. punya banyak sodara di sekolah....

Facebook: Retnani Dhian Sari

Twitter: @retnanidhianps

24. Rosa Pijar Cahya Devi

   cewe yg kejepang-jepangan. rambutnya gak pernah panjang. tulisannya rapi kecil bikin melek. 

Facebook: Rosa Pijar Cahya Devi

Twitter: @Isabella_Ocha

25. Siti Nurul Jannah

   gmn eaaa gue bingung

Facebook: Nurull Jannah

Twitter: @nurulljannah

26. Sri Arum Windriastuti

   cewe yg masih kaya anak kecil. kucirannya keterlaluan, warna warni seperti pelangi di malam hari wetseh. ga bisa marah, sekalinya marah senyam-senyum. ABon (arum jibon)

DIA GAPUNYA FB SAMA TWITTER AHAHA

27.Syafra Laila Nurulita

   cewe heboh sedikit lebay. ap lagi gue bingung

Facebook: Syafira Nurulita

Twitter: @syafira_piyo

28. Tri Sinta Agatha

    pendiem bangeet. kalo ketawa pasti malu-malu

GUE GATAU FB SAMA TWITTER NYA AHAHA

29. Vieri Satrio

    termasuk raksasanya 7b. penyebar virus soboli juga. somplak dan absurd!

Facebook: Vieri Satrio H

Twitter: @vieri007_Bond

30. Wahyu Arista

    panggilannya ian. item tapi gak keterlaluan. ndugal. ape lagi

Facebook: Ian Adelio

Twitter: @indonesiagamers

THAT'S ALL!!!! inilah oknum oknum kurang waras dari planet 7b!

tuju be tuju bejo tuju be tuju bobrok tuju be tuju best aseeek 

bye

 

COMEBACK

WHOOOT~~~


i become more and more somplak because of my class, 7b
but sesomplak somplaknya gue, masih somplakan intan
WKAOKAOAK

jadi kelas gue itu semacam penggemar Malam Minggu Miko, nah karena kita terlalu terobsesi sama itu, gue dan temen gue sampe bikin Malam Jumat Intan :')
BETAPA KREATIFNYA!!

DAN yang paling kece dan blequq adalah openingnya;
"Malam ini malam Jumat, seperti biasa gue harus ngelewati kuburan  penuh kenangan dimana di hari besar itu gue masih mencintai dan masih dicintai olehnya, kebetulan hari ini hujan, kalau kata orang-orang sih, hujan bikin galau. Tapi gue nggak galau, karena mala mini gue mau jalan sama gebetan gue, gebetan…" -Intan(Miko), lumayan lansia, hobi: ngupil pake sumpit.
AOKAOKAOK GEBETAN!!
 Trus alurnya itu..semacam si Intan nembak si cowonya, dan minta saran sama Ryan(Gue) trus gue saranin biar nembak pas tanggal 1 April, kan kalo ditolak sama cowonya si Intan bisa alesan 'APRIL MOP!!" wkakakak we are crazy crazy crazy

trus ape lagi ya
udeh ah cape gue :3


bye'o')~ jan lupa follow twitter gue @dheardelia

Conv Omegle Gue yang Terkece

kemarin--13 Februari 2013 gue iseng iseng omeglean dan dapet temen ngomong yang asik HAHA nih gue mau pamer apa yg gue obrolin :'))
sorryenglishguegabagus-___-

You: hi

You: asl plz

Stranger: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody
you? :))

You: whut

Stranger: you are dumb xD learn languages

You: what is thagt

You: oh sorry i mean that

Stranger: 21 m

Stranger: disconnect?

You: up to ya

You: 15 f

Stranger: What can I tell to 15 years old female? ;p

You: umm math lesson maybe? haha

Stranger: course :))
I don't like math so I can't help lol

You: YEAH SAME WITH ME! SO WE ARE TWIN 'o')/ lol

Stranger: No, we aren't 
But... maybe you are my missing sister lol

You: ............so you are my brother?? /sobs/

You: -___-

Stranger: Never know that I have a sister. What a surprise...
Yes, I'm your brother!

Stranger: Where are u from sister?

You: i'm from Indonesia, hbu bro?

Stranger: From Poland, so you can't be my sister :O
:)

You: why :o

Stranger: Cause you're not white xD
But ok, you can be if you want

Stranger: lol

You: so why if my skin is not white.................

You: but i still pretty :3 HAHA

Stranger: Yeah? Show me your photo - your probably totally ugly :D
Joking only, I don't wanna any photos xD
What's up in Indonesia? :))

You: umm fine, how about poland?

You: -_-

Stranger: Not fine. I must going to work and snow everywhere now etc 
But I'm still alive :P

Stranger: You only going to school or doing something else sister? :P

You: woaaa i want to go to your country

You: i want to play with snow o/~

You: going to school and playing with ma friends :D

Stranger: I don't like snow. You can go to Poland and you can take barrels with snow to Indonesia if you want :P

Playing video games or what? ;p

Stranger: Many people speak english there?

You: why you don't like it :((

You: can you send the snow to my house? :3

You: no, indonesians just speak with their own language

Stranger: Cause sanow is cold and problematic ;P I can send but it will melt in a way...

But you write in english - you're strange Indonesian :)

Stranger: *snow

You: but i like playing with snow 'o')/ yeah i know, you can put it on freezer and you send it to me......

You: i can speak english, but not well:D

Stranger: ok, just give me your adress and I'll sent :) Haha
Understand... 
I can write in polish xD

Stranger: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody lol

You: do you know Yogyakarta? its one of many cities in indonesia and i live on Yogyakarta :3

You: so i will speak in indonesia xD

You: kamu ngomong apa? aku nggak tau

Stranger: Hmmm... Maybe i heard about this city...
I don't understand :)
kamu ngomong apa? aku nggak tau? yyy... yes, I'll buy oranges and onions :P
Dobra, musisz podać dokładniejszy adres to wtedy wyślę dużo śniegu... :)

You: *copy it to google translate* ._.

Stranger: ok xD

You: oh i knowwwwww

Stranger: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody

Stranger: ;p

You: my adress is on Kaliurang Street, 4A, Prujakan, Ngaglik, Sleman, Yogyakarta, Indonesia :p

You: what is Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz, Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody ???

You: it can't translated by google :o

Stranger: You don't know me and you give me adress? It is not wise :D I'm a psychopatic killer and I know your adress already :D

It's name and adress, but not my adress :P
From polish commedy movie ;p

You: i dont care :p

You: Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz? is that your name? :o

Stranger: No, It's from movie :)
My name is Adam :P

You: movie? what is that mean? :/

Stranger: Movie means film 
You know what film is I hope :D

Stranger: So ok, I'm psychopatic killer and I'll go to Indonesia for killing people ya? But I can't kill you cause youre my missing sister. Hmmm...

You: yeah i know ._. but what is the mean of Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz?

Stranger: Right?

You: but don't ever kill my family or my friends ok? :3

Stranger: Its name and surname
echh.. :) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftrqO-jkMpE

I know, but I'm totally freak so I can't promise anything :)

You: ooooo

You: but how to read it? :/

Stranger: You must learn polish ;p it's very difficult language. Good luck :P
Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz xD

Stranger: You'll don't understand how to read it... it needs time and learning :D

You: grzegorz brzeczyszczyijfnloaijcvlo;afjiwo;icjasdkcjbzjkcnakJcnal :/

You: yes... and what is the mean of Chrząszczyżewoszyce powiat Łękołody?

Stranger: haha 
Chrząszczyżewoszyce is a village in Poland :) In county Łękołody - community/county

Stranger: most villages don't have such complicated names

Stranger: haha

You: village name? Chrząszczyżewoszyce? difficult to say that......

You: :o

Stranger: I know :)
Try this - Szedł Sasza suchą szosą w czasie suszy kiedy szosa była sucha :D

Stranger: ok, I will not torment you

Stranger: :)

You: ....szedl sazsa sucha szosa w czasie suszy kiedy szosa byla sucha

You: but i know what is that mean >> Sasha was walking along the road dry in times of drought when the road was dry :3

Stranger: ą is not a, ł is not l, ż is not z etc... :)
ok, I'm not a teacher on omegle :P

Stranger: What kind of music you prefer? courious

You: okay...

You: i like k-pop songs, how about you?

Stranger: Its genre from Korea yeah? I dont know it 
You know - I listen to many genres

Stranger: You don't know propably something like trip-hop, nu-jazz etc :)

You: yess, you can listen 2NE1 songs, they are hip-hop female group, and their songs is not girly '-'

You: woaa i've seen jazz concert and i love that genre

Stranger: I dont have speakers here so now I cant
I'm in work now you know? :D
I listen mostly rock - many rock genres

Stranger: Jazz is good
I dont know asian musicians, only few

You: so..now you are in your office? :o

You: umm i know... do you like a7x or linkin park??

You: who asian musicians that you know?

Stranger: Maybe not in office but similar :D Day is not good and I'm here alone :P

I know linkin park, I like several of song from them. I listen punk music more lol.

You: alone?? so now is night or morning on poland?

You: punk? i dont know it :3

Stranger: No, now is 13:17 PM :P
I don't have clients today. It's shop.

You don't know punk? The Clash? Siouxie and the banshees etc..? :)

You: ooo i think its night :3

You: i dont know....i just like avenged sevenfold.........

Stranger: I never heard of avenged sevenfold :O

Night is 1:17, 13:17 is afternoon ;p

You: avenged sevenfold is rock-genre band o/

You: watch this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzX0rhF8buo

Stranger: I know from google 
I don't have speakers here, I can't listen :)
sister, I'll must go eat something :( I'm dying...

You: so give thanks to google o/oh yes...i'm forget :3

You:https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiR6wVBVjoB-GAQD6HlwWQT_g6dvCvrZ2YVYkWHoTgTmxoKLdbeIuyUN4r9W7K3C1GVyw018BxcGbw0dzZRO36wNfy75LAVggqXBgk1jz_rCHXYqjn-QVwYTxGeboyzMapZP1K-dIy3iw/s1600/Grilled+Chicken+with+Pasta+Aglio+E+Olio+October+31st%252C+2011.jpg this is for my brother

Stranger: O thanks :) Too bad that I can't eat this...
you care about me ;p

Stranger: I'm gratefull

You: hahaha cause you are my brother 'o')b

You: you are wlcome

Stranger: Yes. You are a good sister, almost sister of the year :P

I must go sis... You have a questions or something? :)

You: woaa you are a good brother too :3

You: umm i don't know :/

Stranger: :*
:D

Give me facebook if you want, I'll sent invitation to you someday xD I know your adress already :)

You: my facebook name is Ardelia Parahita Faza

You: the one and only Ardelia Parahita Faza :3

Stranger: good, youre my sister so good to know you :D
I can sent invitation later, but only if you want ;))

You: yeah nice to met you too, brother :3

You: can i know you facebook name? i will add you to my friends o/

Stranger: You like harry potter. i like too ;P

Adam Highlander xD Highlander is not my real surname :)

Stranger: I'm from mountains so I'm highlander lol

You: harry potter? why ....

Stranger: Cause I like :P But mostly books not movies

You: so you are book addict? o.o

Stranger: There are many Adam Higlander on facebook :P
No, I'm not

Stranger: I like music more than books

You: ... what is your photo?

Stranger: Hmmm... celtic glasgow logo :))

You: i can't find it :o

Stranger: Maybe you can't...
I'll sent invitation later cause I found YOU :)

You: okay...

Stranger: So bye for now, don't cry sister... I'll see you in Indonesia soon :D

You: bye, brother..dont forget to add me on facebook okay :3

You: see you soon'-')~

Stranger: okay
bye :))

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NAH PANJANG KAN??????!!!!!! Gue bangga ketemu kaka gue yang ilang :'))

daripada kalian tambah mules, gue udahin dulu nih post

DADAH! 

TETAP JUALAN CENDOL OK?????????!!!!!!!

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